Watch out kiddos, you are about to be Rick Rolled. Those of you who don’t know what I am talking about are probably over 35 and should take a class on Rick Rolling. But on another note, everything is fine with us and the baby. Nothing really new to report, though Kim’s fingers do sometimes go numb. Her book says this is normal for highly intellectual individuals or freaks. Not sure which category she falls into, but your guess is as good as mine. We find out the sex (hopefully) of the baby this Tuesday, which, depending on when you are reading this, could be in the future, or in the past. Or, if your flux capacitor is working correctly then it could be BOTH. Trippy? Yes. Out of the ordinary? No. Anyway, back to baby. I (Nick) am working up my courage to make it through the ultra sound appointment because I get woozy at anything medical lately for some reason. Why you ask? I have no idea, but it happens. I have yet to pass out, but if I were a betting frog, I would place my bet on me fainting before this show is over.
We are starting to receive a lot of baby gifts, which is very nice of people. The only problem is we are getting some weird gifts for the baby. Clothes, books and toys are all normal, but a carabiner the size of a small dog? What man can even use that, let alone a baby? And an emergency underwater auto tool? Why? But the weirdest one was the banana. I am pretty sure that is going to be mush be the time the baby pops out. But who knows? Maybe it is a magic banana. I heard they are all the rage.
We are starting to receive a lot of baby gifts, which is very nice of people. The only problem is we are getting some weird gifts for the baby. Clothes, books and toys are all normal, but a carabiner the size of a small dog? What man can even use that, let alone a baby? And an emergency underwater auto tool? Why? But the weirdest one was the banana. I am pretty sure that is going to be mush be the time the baby pops out. But who knows? Maybe it is a magic banana. I heard they are all the rage.
So, that is that, and that is all. We will keep you posted on what the doctors think the baby is, but I am pretty sure we will have a little Al Gore. Kim will make sure of that. Oh, and Nick cut his hair. It is short again like it used to be. Kim hated it long, though I know some of you liked the long ’do, and I appreciate all your support in this trying time. The good thing is it can always be grown out again, but for now it is like Frosty the Snow Man on a hot day, for Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way, but he waved goodbye saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Till next time blog junkies, keep on Rick Rollin.
2 comments:
Thanks for posting the pix, quite a stash the baby is getting, spoiled already! glad to hear the baby's healthy and mom's "perfect" (but we already knew that, didn't we?)
Too bad the baby didn't cooperate so you know whether to buy blue or pink but greens and yellows are nice, too.
JSYK, I am calling your baby Pat until you know what you're having. Oh, and maybe you should buy one of those infomercial contraptions to make banana chips. The fruit might make it that way....
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